"Been there plunged that."
"Great day in the Alonzo Mourning!"
"Halle Berry, full of grace!"
"Hey, What the Dilly Yo?"
"Holy Mary Wilson, Mother of Motown!"
"Holy Moesha!"
"Holy Smokey Robinson it's a miracle!"
"I don't trust any pill that doesn't look like Fred Flinstone."
"I feel a little dizzy... Gillespie."
"I have a Dreamsicle!"
"I'm not out of the Tiger Woods yet..."
"Jackie! I don't know karate, but I know ka-razy!"
"Man Oh Mandingo!"
"Oh for Rodney Peete's sake."
"Rent day, almost as fun as eviction day."
"Son of a Billy Dean!"
"There's a little urban renewal goin' on in my pants!"
"That's crash-test dummy, dummy."
"That's it...Eureka Badu!"
"Uh oh, I am in deep Shaquille!"
"What on Earth, Wind and Fire?"
"What on Urkel is going on?"
"What the hell L Cool J!"
"What the Hella Fitzgerald?"
"What the Hellen Cleghorne are you doing?"
"Whitney Houston, we have a problem."
"Who, whoa, stop the Bronco!"
"Who's on Crack?"
"Yep. That's his Johnny Walker Hancock, all right."
"You little bi-atch."
"You can't spell 'Thurgood' without 'good.'"
"...shove 'em up their Arsenios!"
From "The HJs"
"Announcer: Benny's check cashing presents
The Thurgood and Smokey
Comedy hour!
And now Thurgood and Smokey!
[Applause]
Thurgood: I sure am happy I ran into you, Smokey.
I'm trying to clean up this neighborhood,
And I thought you could help me
Get out some of the drug addicts.
Smokey: Ok, but ah nowadays,
Drug addicts have some pretty peculiar names.
Thurgood: You mean nicknames?
Smokey: Well, street names.
Like, who's on crack,
Say what's on smack,
And I don't know freebases.
Thurgood: Well, do you know the fellows' names?
Smokey: I said, who's on crack,
Say what's on smack,
And I don't know freebases.
Thurgood: Well, who's on crack?
Smokey: Yes.
Thurgood: I mean, the fellow's name.
Smokey: Who!
Thurgood: The guy on crack!
Smokey: Who!
Thurgood: The crack addict!
Smokey: Who is on crack.
Thurgood: I don't know!
Smokey: I don't know freebases.
Thurgood: Who freebases?
Smokey: No, who's on crack.
Thurgood: Say what?
Smokey: No, he's on smack.
Thurgood: Who's on smack?
Smokey: No, who's on crack.
Thurgood: I don't know!
Smokey: Freebase!
Thrugood: Shut up, you damn stupid crackhead!
[Audience laughs]
Thurgood: We're running a little late.
Good night, everybody!"
